My Cover Letter

Possible future careers for moi:

Executive Assistant (I already am an assistant to two VP’s so why not?)
Flame thrower
Marketing Assistant
Alcoholic (already a part-timer so at least I have my foot in the door for a FT position)
Magazine Assistant
Town whore (depending on the town I hear it’s good money… I’m aiming for Los Gatos)
Writer (for anything other than a technical company)
Buyer (Olivia’s suggestion)
Assistant Buyer
Village idiot (cousin’s suggestion)
Dog Trainer (I would train them to bight their owners… HA HA)

*It’s hard to get your foot in the door here in the bay area. Olivia says that all of the assistant buyer positions in Ohio say “will train”. All the ones down here say 2-4 years experience plus degree. FU%#. I think I’m looking at a possible relocation, Olivia says she has an extra room.

I’d really miss my family… I’m such a people person. Anyone want to relocate with me? Possibly a little sister, blond, green eyes, around 8. Don’t think I can leave home without her.