America Fuck Yeah!
Newly Single
The English are funnier than me.
The Canadians are funnier than me (refer to superfunny blogger and roomies share a blog).
When the fuck did the English get funny by the way?
It's totally pissing me off. I mean, Newly is funny and I quite enjoy reading his blog but still. I am now reduced to a gellatous mass of unfunniness. Fuckety fuck. What inexpensive piece of crap can I kick around my apartment until I am suitably inspired? Ah. The cats. They've been coughing up hairballs recently so they probably deserve it anyway.
Crap... Just remembered several English writers that I find hilarious. AUGH!
I am boycotting Canada. I am boycotting England. They are not allowed to attend any parties or social events that I may be invited to. Just as I refuse to stand next to super models, I now protest this. The line has to be drawn.
However... I will keep reading their blogs. Damn if they don't make me laugh.
Ramblings of TerraT @ 11:00 PM
2 Judgements:
Canadians are funny because we have five per cent beer and some of the best weed in the world. I've tried that damn Mexican shake when I was in Texas. I don't know how the Americans manage.
The Brits are funny because they are all funny looking. The bad teeth, the inbred look. It all adds up to hilarity. Just watch Monty Python, Faulty Towers or the original Who's Line is it Anyway, before Drew took over.
Dammit!!!!
Y oh Y did I brush my teeth this morning?
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