Officemate Update

Dear Officemate,

I thought our 1/1 today went exceptionally well. I especially liked how you ignored all my key points and then tried to make me look bad in front of our boss. What you don't know is that I had a private 1/1 with him where I made you look VERY bad.

Signed,
The Officemate Who Keeps Coughing On All Your Interoffice Mail