With Friends Like This

Terra, I read the blog you sent me, and I have to tell you. You're not funny. And also you're kind of long winded. I think you should shorten your posts... to one word. Maximum.


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Yeah. If you keep posting I don't know how much longer I can be your friend.


You are such a fuckin prick Jon! This is why no one likes you!


Harumph! Everyone likes me. You're just mad cuz you're not as funny as me. Or smart. Or successful, or... well anything. Face it. You're a loser. And if I had a blog it would kick the crap out of your blog!


Shutup before I break all the windows on your car.


Go ahead. I've been looking for a reason to shoot you.


Well. Maybe I'll just call up all your girl friends and ask them for their ring size instead.


I will throw poo at you so fast.


Don't forget to send me an invite!