Reasons Why My Friends Think I'm Wierd
HI! My name is Gizmo! I'm cute and Fluffy! Would you like to take me home?
Would I?! You sure are cute and fluffy!
OK! Just don't ever get water on me!
Of course not!!!!!!!! (fingers crossed)
*********A Little While Later Down Mulberry Lane***************
Hi! My name is Bush!
Ok.
I chose Dick for my VP because I thought it would be funny to put Dick and Bush together!
Brilliant decision making skills there.
Bush and Dick! Get it! Ha HA! Bush and DICK!
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Anyway, the best part is you stupid people actually voted me in. AGAIN! HA HA!!
God I need a drink.
Umm. Hey, you got any for me? Just a little sip, you know... for the road.
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Hey is that water or vodka? Because I'd really prefer some jack
That's it motherfuc$#%
Terra NO!!!
Hehehehe
Ramblings of TerraT @ 10:44 PM
2 Judgements:
If you let a Gremlin loose in the White House I won't tell on you.
With my luck they would team up against the democrats saying that they were hiding weapons of mass destruction.
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