Amazingly Fun Ways To Scare Men At Clubs

... or anywhere really!

Let's pretend you are out and many men (or at least one) are talking to you. However you are either taken, not interested, completely disgusted, or simply bored and sadistic (guess which one I am). Here are several interesting ways to watch them scatter! Ask/say any of the following questions/comments:

1. So do you have a picture of your mom?

2. Have you found Jesus yet? (if for some reason this doesn't scare them away follow up with question number 3)

3. I'm so glad to have found someone with similar spiritual beliefs! You wouldn't believe how hard it is to find someone my age who is waiting for marriage! (there is no follow up to this question because everyone in their right mind should at this point run away)

4. (to be said when you are dancing sexy) Can your momma drop it like this?

5. (right after they have kissed you) Wow! Did your mom teach you to kiss?!

6. I'd love to have breakfast with you but I left my ointment at home.

7. (to be said right after you use your finger nails to make lazy 8's up and down their arms) My dad taught me how to do that... (use sexy voice)

8. Wow I can't believe how much fashion has changed in the last 3 years! Thank goodness I got an early release!

9. You're really handsome. You're sister must be super sexy.

and

10. Wow! You are so hot! You look just like my brother!

**Just remember DO NOT lead up to these comments/questions at all! The key to achieving the correct reaction is to slip them into completely normal conversations. Guys, this by the way is all useable for you as well.

PS

Don't worry that you'll miss out on a great person. After you see a persons delayed reaction to the shocking comment you just made it will all be worth it. Trust me.