What I Wouldn't Give For a Bat

And some damn lighter fluid.

The Fuglerelees were at it again last night! Which is really kind of pissing me off because they supposedly sold their house. On one hand I wish they would hurry up and move the fuck out. I was so mad last night that I almost walked upstairs to ask them what kind of moronic assholes start stomping around their fucking condo at one in the GODDAMN MORNING! Instead I sat and did some deep breathing and counted to ten. Then I got up and started pounding on the wall and screaming, "GO TO FUCKING SLEEP YOU RETARDS!". Tracie was laughing her ass off... she's the one who suggested the bat. I suggested a brick then realized I wasn't strong enough to throw it at their window. The brick would just fall back down and hit me in the head.

Stupid gravity.

Here's the thing though. Rumor has it that the new condo owner is Tracie's Ex-Boyfriend.

This guy will do anything to annoy anyone! So when he found out the upstairs condo was for sale he mentioned to Tracie that he might buy it and install his new girlfriend upstairs. She flipped out and he ran right over to make a bid.

His new girlfriend is a model, a gymnist, and none too sober. Great. She's going to be vacuuming the fucking house and/or excercising at three am, but you watch. I will get even. I'm going to start leaving twinkies outside their front door.

BTW: Who buys a house to ANNOY someone?