Cheers
On the way to work this morning I heard a new commercial which made me pause. Here's how it went:
(Radio) Da Da Dah Dahhhhhhhhhhh (it was cool music, so just imagine cool music)
(Radio Announcer) blah blah blah, PARTY IN A BOX!!!!
(Me) Party in a box?
(Radio Guy) So you're telling me you put a party in a box?
(Radio Announcer) That's right! Bring a six pack of Corona to your next get together and have instant PARTY!
(Radio) Da Da Dah Dahhhhhhhhhhh
(Me) Hey this music is kinda cool. I think I'll make people play it every time I enter a room.
(Radio Guy) Yeah right. Next thing you'll try to tell me that you packaged light Corona and are calling it Instant Party Light in a box.
(Radio Announcer) Why don't you have any holiday spirit?
(Me) Da Da Dah Dahhhhhhhhhhh (Heh heh heh... I love instant drama music)
So then the commercial was over and I'm sitting at the stoplight and it suddenly occurs to me what that whole commercial insinuated.
First of all if you want to have an instant party all you need is alcohol!
Second of all if for some reason you're against an instant party in a box, aka beer, then obviously you hate christmas. YOU SANTA HATER!!
Well, I only have one thing to say to that commercial.... "Cheers!"
Da Da Dah Dahhhhhhhhhhh
Ramblings of TerraT @ 9:36 AM
4 Judgements:
It'll take more than a six-pack, that's for sure.
Yeah, it'll take a six pack, a valium and some tiny dwarves. Now THAT's a holiday party! Wait, am I supposed to invite other people?
intense!
love,
jason mulgrew
internet quasi-celebrity
Oh MY GOD!!!!
IT'S JASON MULGREW!!!!!!!!!!
QUASI CELEBRITY OF THE INTERNET!!!!!!!!!!!
Hehehe... I like that one. Where was I when they were handing out all the cool titles? Why did I get stuck with TerraT? Who writes this crap?
I have to go now, I have to file some kind of formal complaint.
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