Me Drunk

Isn't it funny how when you're drunk you feel like you're going to fall asleep? Very pleasant feeling.

By the way... drunk driving is fun. Ha ha. You get to swerve at random pedestrians. I am assuming since they are out at two in the morning that they are coke addicts anyway. Who misses druggies? NOt me. Maybe their dealers but that's about it. Thats why you can mow them down. NO one really cares.

Hmm. My speling seems to be a bit offf. Alcohol is fun.

And for all you peopole who are apalled at drun k driving... well. Who cares? I personally like taking up five lane.s I would do it sober if I had big enough balls! Which obciously I don't or that stupid jack and coke wouldn't make me throw up..