Sister Day

My sister is currently rambling. Here's a transcript... I think it will be almost instantaneously obvious that we are related:

"Terra.. you will EAT MY DEAD CAT!

But it's ok... we shaved off the fur. Wait no we didn't. But it's ok. It tastes like chicken. Ha ha. I ate it before."

She's eight.

"Oh yeah.. and the cat. It had no eyes."

Someone call animal protection please.