I'm Too Sexy For This Blog
I just took a shower.
I turned on the water and made sure it was nice and hot and then proceeded to put a hot oil treatment in my hair.
My hair is quite long, waist lenghth almost, and extremely thick. Standing under the hot stream my hair got quite silky, it feels wonderful. Then once I had rinsed out the treatment I applied my Herbal Essences shampoo. The shower filled with the scent of rainforest flowers and just like in the commercial I started to swing my long glorious hair back and forth:
"Yes, yes, (damn I'm sexy) YES!"
On the other side of the wall I could sense my neighbor craning to hear the commotion.
"Yes, yes, YES.... NO NO NO NO!"
I got soap in my eyes.
I may be permanently blind.
3 Judgements:
Are you implying that my hair falls out!
That's messed up.
Actually I collect it to the side and then throw it away... thank you very much. I am something called hygenic... and now also blind. Stupid soap in eyes.
That's what happens when you try to be all sexy in the shower.
Hey don't throw your hair away. Vin Deisel would be glad of it...
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