Gone For A While

(what I see when everyone's talking)

I love this blog, because I talk too much and it gives me a place to vent, a screen that can't say, "Shut the fuck up already". Dear screen, you never roll your eyes impatiently, or tell me, "Get to the point already". You know I don't have a point. You know I enjoy the journey more than the destination, and during my rants you never interrupt with the phrase, "You're drunk aren't you?". You have a spell check button and a delete button. Things life should come equipped with.

But anyway... just dying for a subject change:

Be back soon.

One more thing... Ty's my new favorite blogger. If I laugh one more time at work I'm getting fired.

Catch me on his comments, in the dark alley behind my work... STALKER, or... I dunno. You have a phone, maybe you have my number. I have a yahoo ID, maybe you have messenger. But in any case...

I'm out.