Complete Randomness

Don't get a tattoo on your neck. It looks stupid and people like me will stare at you and think, "Idiot". Also, it probably hurt like hell.

If you have to go to court please dress in something other than an ill fitting pantsuit from Ross, especially when you are the lawyer.

When you are sitting in a waiting room with me don't give me a dirty look merely because you are trash and I apparently am not. Yes my vocabulary is large, yes I am educated and no I am not wearing a ton of makeup with Wet n Wild's logo on it. This however, does not mean that I am scared of you and/or won't kick your ass if you start trash with me. Also, please note that since I am obviously more intelligent than you (notice the tattoo free neck) I will most likely opt to have you arrested. HA!

If you do get a tattoo on your neck make sure it says, "I am an idiot and this hurt like hell".


**I spent part of the morning at the court house. This never fails to make me hate the general population.