Some Days I Hate Girls

Today is one of those days.

This is one of those days where I screen all my phone calls and only accept calls from men. My mom doesn't even get through, unless I want to be apologizing later anyway.

Here's my general rant about women. WTF is wrong with you that can REASONABLY be explained by hormones?

When you are mad at someone, tell them why. Don't be quiet and explode a week later about some imaginary lint on the coffee table you never told them to dust.

NO ONE is psychic! So stop asking me questions and being upset when I don't provide the answer/opinion that you would like.

If you are mad, fucking admit it! It's stupid to slam doors stomp heels and then say, "Oh me? I'm fine". Fucking jesus christ.

Do not, I repeat NOT, get into a "I am prettier than you" competition with me, or any other female on this planet. It is dumb. I DON'T care if you are prettier than me, how many more guys you have or what size you wear in dresses, shoes or bra. I happen to judge myself on MY ideal. So should you! Stop being so f#@$ing insecure that you have to tear down other women to feel better about yourself.

Do NOT play mind games! Especially with men, you will only hurt yourself. If for some reason you do this anyway (because you are stupid) do not continuously tell me about it. I don't care. I have something called a life. Also FYI: I happen to have graduated from Jr. High, I left the theatrics there.

Do not be bitchy to every woman you deem prettier or luckier than you and then be super sweet sappy to every jerk off man. This does not make you strong, this makes you pathetic and everyone, but you, knows it.

If the above line applies to you do not read it and then blithely laugh at it as if I have just described some other insipid female.

Learn to accept your faults without lashing out, or crying, or throwing shit.

Do NOT try to pull out the, "I'm a female and so I am going to say that I am too hormonal and stressed out right now to deal" card on me. I AM a woman. I don't fall for that bullshi#

Do not smile to my face and then laugh about my haircut when I walk away. I will slap you.

Lighten the hell up! Ride motorcycles, play basketball, baseball, learn to work on your car, get dirty, break a nail, buy a 4x4 and run random things over, don't be afraid to be single, don't be afraid to not wear make-up, encourage boys night out, keep old friends and make new friends even when you're part of a pair, learn the lesson that when you disrespect another female you are really disrespecting yourself.

When you are in the "I am prettier than you competition" with me (note: this is completely one sided as I could care less), do not make a habit of trying to steal my guys. Please reread the above paragraph about disrespect. Also, you are supposed to be my friend and therefore should know better. You should also realize that I am coming very close to smacking you down in a public place.

There is only so long I can put up with people chasing their own tails and trying to put me in the middle before I explode. Some days I hate girls. Some days I hate guys. Perhaps this entry would be better titled, "some days I hate everyone".